朝上，正经骑车的时候没人看你丁丁

我隐隐猜测 不会是有南北差异吧。
完全感觉不到同步有问题

哈哈哈好愚啊

刘慈欣《赡养人类》

你都想离职去照顾了，不如上着班拿出所有工资请人去照顾

人在户不在，做统计。建议配合下，以后遇到某些方面的事情，对你有帮助

理想，周围挺多大哥都这么换。base 浙江

往好处想，你其实长的并不丑。这种情况大概率你只是被绿了

我钱交给小孩管理，他自己会去规划哪里买

我的做法是比她先结婚

民呼我为+1 还是很高效的

万有引力
你猜为什么要叫做「万有」引力

花钱做硬盘恢复

去娶她

歪个楼， 这是精神方面问题（我也有），哭到手脚发麻（我头脸也会发麻）是呼吸性碱中毒，用信封/塑料袋之类罩着呼吸会，或者狂喝水降低点呼吸，会缓解该症状

接吻还有不伸舌头的吗

I see where you're coming from, but the total number of "r"s in the word "strawberry" is not the sum of the "r"s in "straw" and "berry" individually. When you combine the words "straw" and "berry" into "strawberry," you count the "r"s in the entire word as it is spelled.

In "straw," there is one "r."
In "berry," there are two "r"s.

However, when combined into "strawberry," the total number of "r"s is still two because "berry" contributes both of its "r"s, but "straw" does not add any additional "r"s beyond what is already counted.

So the total remains two, not three.

它自恰了

@wqhui #13 垃圾，别买